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Amanda Holden Admits She Love’s “C**K” And She’s Been Having ‘Gay Sex’ For Years

Amanda Holden Admits She Love's "C**K" And She's Been Having 'Gay Sex' For Years

Amanda Holden telling it how it is there.

Holden appeared at the Attitude awards on Thursday night where she was awarded with the award of Honorary Gay gong for her championing of LGBT acts when she decided to tell a packed crowd that she “loves cock”.

Holden was up on stage when she confessed her love for the male anatomy and also admitted that she has been having “gay sex” for years.

She said:

“I’ve been married to my husband for 15 years and I’ve got two kids so I’ve been having honorary gay sex for YEARS,”

“This [award] also means that I’ll be able to go cottaging. See you on Hampstead Heath!”

Then she didnt stop there as she continued to say:

“But actually if I did turn up on Hampstead Heath at midnight, the last thing you’d be expecting if you’re hiding in a bush, is a bush.

“I’m joking – there’s nothing down there. I found one grey hair about four years ago and I was like, goodbye!”

There you have it we all know Amanda’s favorite thing to do now.

Marvin and Rochelle Humes Talk About their Favorite Sex Positions During Celebrity Juice Appearance

Marvin and Rochelle Humes are still in love no doubt but tonight on Celebrity Juice the pair talked about how they like to make love.

The married couple where appearing on the ITV comedy show hosted by Keith Lemon when they got on the subject of their favorite sex positions.

Keith set up a Mr and Mrs-style game, where he go to ask the pair lots of questions and as you can imagine they where all about sex.

Rochelle seems shocked that Keith was asking questions like he was as she shouted out:

For f**k’s sake Keith!’

The couple both answered the question by saying  ‘On top!’

Little too much information there.

Kim Kardashian’s Makeup Brush Gets Mistaken For A Sex Toy In Instagram Snap

Fans have been left shocked when they quickly glanched at Kim Kardashian’s Instagram feed.

Kim shared a photo of her roses in her bathroom when fans noticed that something what looked like a sex toy was on the side near the roses but thankfully it was a makeup brush.

Almost straight away after sharing the photo comments started on the photo as one person said:

‘D**m. I thought that makeup brush was a mini bullet vibrator, 7 speed.’

We have to say after a quick glance it does look like a sex toy.

Mother Mocked Online After She Thinks She’s Too Attractive To Find Love By This Morning Viewers

Mother Mocked Online After She Thinks She's Too Attractive To Find Love By This Morning Viewers

A mother of four from London has been mocked seriously online after she appeared on This Morning on Wednesday claiming that she is too beautiful to find love.

44-year-old Dawn Cousins reviled over the weekend in the press that she has found it hard to find love because she is so “beautiful” and has men constantly falling at her feet because of her youthful appearance.
Dawn has took the full force of social media users after her appearance on This Morning as she sat down with Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby to talk about her claims.

Dawn admitted on the ITV show that her children who are all in their teens are use to men giving their mother attention as she said:

‘They have had it all their life I am not one to say.

‘But they feel like I need to lower my standards find someone that is a similar age as me and just settle down before they put me in a nursing home.’

Continuing to talk Dawn then said that she is looking for someone who she is seriously attracted to:

‘But I am saying no because I have the advantage of looking good so I want someone I am really attracted to and connect to emotionally I want to enjoy the second part of my life.

‘I am not just going to settle because I am 44 and not being married.’

‘I look half my age and I have men drooling over me all the time, aged from 18 to ancient,’

As you can imagine this sent social media into overdrive and viewers to the show just couldnt believe what they where watching.

Lorraine Kelly Forced To Help Cameraman As He Falls Over During Live Show

Lorraine Kelly had a bit of a shock today while filming with Tom Fletcher.

The pair where walking around the back of the studio when the cameraman filming them fell over onto the floor.

Viewers to the morning show where left shocked as the screen went all funny and then the camera hitting the floor.

Lorraine and Tom both rushed to his aid and picked him up to continue to film the show.

Kelly then shouted out:

‘Oh pet, you alright? Stand up, it’s OK’

Thankfully the cameraman was ok and not hurt at all.

Viewers took to their social media accounts after the fall as one person tweeted:

‘The camera man falling over on live TV was hilarious!! That made my morning’.

Another shared:

‘Omg the cameraman falling over on #lorraine has made my day hahahahahahahaha’.

Bless him it must have been so embarasing.

Lets hope that he is ok.

Holly Willoughby And Phillip Schofield Breakdown In Laughter Over Couple Who Have 18 Hour Orgasum

They are the ray of sunshine of daytime TV but on Wednesday Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield broke down in laughter as they interviewed a couple who have a 18 hour orgasum.

During the interview Holly and Phil struggled to keep a straight face and then when the interview was over they just rolled around on the sofa forcing the show to go to the add break so they could contain themselves.

Melanie and Scott McClure where on the show talking about how they orgasm by just hugging thanks to tantra.

When the hots where introducing what was coming up on the rest of the show Phillip said,”Still to come” but saying that came at the wrong time.

Have a look at the interview below.

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