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Vicky Pattison Brands Pete Wicks ‘Top Shagger’ As It’s Revealed That He ‘Slept’ With Love Island’s Megan Barton-Hanson

It seems Vicky Pattison is finding the situation hilarious.

It was reported over the weekend that Love Island’s Megan Barton-Hanson had a night with Pete Wicks while she was going through a rough patch with her boyfriend Wez Nelson but now Vicky has decided to take the mickey out of the situation.

During the event held in London Vicky called Pete a “top shagger” as he sat at the same table as her and she couldn’t help but to film the moment and share it to her Instagram account.

Vicky said:

 ‘Pride of Britain with my little agent Gemma and with me pal Pete, top shagger.’

Pete then sank back in his chair and couldn’t stop laughing.

Katie Price Is Planning To Have A Designer Vagina Operation As A Gift To Toyboy Boyfriend Kris Boyson

She’s going to do everything she can to keep her man happy.

Katie Price has shocked her mum and friends as she has confessed that she is planning on having a designer vagina operation to make her private parts more tighter after having five children.

Katie has confessed that she wants to have this surgery as a gift for her new toyboy lover Kris Boyson.

Katie who has been dating Kris for only a couple of months now is going to do everything she can to make him happy even if it means going under the knife.

Talking on her reality show My Crazy Life, what is going to air on Monday she said:

‘I am telling you now, you want to watch the next series. I will be back with a vengeance, I might look different.’  To which her mother snapped: ‘No you’re not!’

She then continued:

 ‘I might, I’ve got a summer holiday, I’m going to have a change, I’m going to have some surgery.’

Hearing what her daughter was saying her mother Amy pipped up and said:

‘No, no more – you don’t need it!’

Kate continued:

‘I need a designer vagina, thank you very much, I am going to have some tweaks!’

‘No, mum, you had a prolapse like me’,

‘Just because your insides were coming out, that is different to having a designer vagina, that’s having your labias cut and that. You haven’t had all that s**t. Or have you?’

 

Dawn Ward Reveals Her Husband Ashley Ward Sits Down To Pee!

Talk about too much information.

On Friday on This Morning Dawn Ward was appearing on the show to debate if it is ok for unisex toilets when she revealed a little too much about husband Ashley Ward.

Dawn confessed on the show that Ashley sits down when he goes to the toilet and ‘never stands’.

Dawn was on This Morning talking about how she feels that there is nothing wrong with same sex toilets when sitting beside her Reality stars Danni Levy thinks that there is everything wrong with men and women using the same toilet.

The Real Housewives of Cheshire star said:

‘Rather than build two [sets of] toilets, do a unisex one and use the extra money on hygiene,’

‘Women leave the lid up [too],’ ‘We’re in the 21st century, move on.’

‘I think people don’t like change, that’s the problem,’

Dawn then continued to say:

‘What is the big deal going into the same toilet as a man? If there’s a big queue for the ladies’, I just go into the men’s toilets.’

 ‘At the end of the day you’re going for a pee. Ladies’ toilets still stink, enjoy your hygiene and get on with it.’

How do you feel abotu unisex toilets?

Love Island Fans Left Baffled After McDonalds Cup Is Spotted In Bedroom

Viewers to Love Island have been left baffled after a McDonalds cup was stopped in the bedroom in one of the shots from Monday nights show.

Viewers couldn’t believe their eyes when they saw the cup as the rules of Love Island is that they are not allowed to leave the villa only to take part in tasks and go on dates.

The cup was at the end of Jack Fowler’s bed and was in clear view of the cameras as you can see above.

Seeing the cup one person tweeted:

‘New Jack been on the maccies run then?’

Maybe Jack took Dani  on a date to McDonalds?

Just Why Are Love Islanders Not Smoking This Year?

During last years series of Love Island all we saw was the islanders sitting around smoking for most of the series but now it’s been revealed that all the complaints ITV received last year they have decided to not air them smoking this year.

One person tweeted:

Love Island’s Laura Anderson Admits She Has A Crush On Eamonn Holmes

Well he must be over the moon.

Love Island’s Laura Anderson who’s 29 has admitted that she has a massive crush on Eamonn Holmes 58.

Talking about how she thinks Eamonn and Ruth Langsford are really cute together Laura said that she really likes the look of Holmes.

Seeing the news about her crush Eamonn tweeted:

‘In all modesty… Who could blame her?’

And then he tweeted again:

‘I have to thank that lovely Laura girl from #loveisland for the nice things she said about me. Let’s just not share them with @RuthieeL.

‘I don’t want to get my mugged offs and Cracking on’s mixed up …but plenty to discuss on Tomorrow’s @thismorning.’

Bless him he loves it.

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